Funny spam emails

I get at least 2 of these a day. There are some very shady people out there :(

*ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION*
*(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,*
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*Attn: Beneficiary,*
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*I am Ibrahim Lamorde the new acting chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME
COMMISSION (EFCC). EFCC in alliance with economic community of West African
states (ECOWAS) with head Office here in Nigeria. We have been working towards
the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Western part of Africa With
the help of United States Government and the United Nations.*
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*We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of
west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA
CAMEROON AND SENEGAL, EVEN ASIA AND LONDON) and they are all in our custody here
in Lagos Nigeria.*
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*We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United
Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have ordered the
money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the
globe.*
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*This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one
of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in Nigeria
and with the information gathered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have
been scammed of so much money and have decided to compensate you you with a
little token to recover the lost of your fund. You are therefore being
compensated with the total sum $3.5 Million Dollars. We have also arrested all
those who claim that they are barristers, bank officials, Lottery Agents who has
money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does
not exist.*
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*Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a
compensation of US$3.5 Million, we have made arrangement to Transfer the fund
through wire transfer which you cannot pay any transfer fee or cost rather you
will only open a none resident account with the transfer bank , where you will
have full access to the Account you opened where the US$3.5 Million will be
deposited before final transfer to your account in your country through your
order.Feel free to contact the processing officer MR. PETER MARTINS with
information required for verification below.*
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*CONTACT PERSON: MR. PETER MARTINS*
*CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: petermartins391@yahoo.es*
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*Provide the information bellow to enable the processing of your payment /
opening of the account through the transfer bank.*
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*1)YOUR FULL NAME.*
*2)YOUR ADDRESS.*
*3)YOUR CELL NUMBER.*
*4)YOUR OCCUPATION*
*5)YOUR IDENTITY.*
*6) COUNTRY*
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*Contact MR. PETER MARTINS with the information required for verification to
enable him start the processing of your Account opening.We guarantee your safety
and wish you the best of luck.*
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*Best Regard,*
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*Ibrahim Lamorde*
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*CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION*
*(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, NIGERIA PLC,*
*LAGOS-NIGERIA.*
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